rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

twerkforcats:

this is so important

(via godl0vesuglyy)

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

(via ruinedchildhood)

What do I think love is?

(via godl0vesuglyy)

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

(via ruinedchildhood)

kingsleyyy:

i love summer so much

*sits around doing nothing*

(via hairsprayyyqueen)

sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????

(via ruinedchildhood)

You teach people how to treat you by what you allow, what you stop, and what you reinforce.
Tony Gaskins (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

(via fuckyeahexistentialism)

Connor and I.. You can only ask for so much.

(via ruinedchildhood)

sorelatable:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

(via ruinedchildhood)

tattooworkers:

Progress on @inspiredtattooportraits Tattoo by Guy Le Tattooer. Done at @mauditcaillou

succeeding-at-failing:

turnmy:

motivatings:

What if we are all dead and this is our 7 seconds of our lives flashing before our eyes