grobistakukla:

very important to always hold your boobs when running down the stairs. Stay safe 

(via whatwomenreallythink)

asshokim:

she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D

Ugh… You can’t have “type” D blood… You can be Rh positive/have the D antigen… If you’re going to try and be funny using science, at least be correct…

(via inyourkneesocks)

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

(via hairsprayyyqueen)

  • My Psychology Professor:People who are not depressed see the world they want to see. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

  • Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
    (via metaphorically)

    (via succeeding-at-failing)

    lonelinesswillnotbethedeathofme:

    Drown - Front Porch Step

    (via inyourkneesocks)

    The only thing you can do is prepare the best you can and then just accept…stuff happens.
    Carlos Condit (via mmaquotes)

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    sunflowrprincess:

    u know when you’re a kid and adults say “you’ll understand when you’re older” and it’s like they have this big secret and then when you grow up you figure out the secret is adult don’t know any more about life than you and they’re also sad a lot 

    (via inyourkneesocks)

    davegrohlio:

    benjamin-cumberdash:

    davegrohlio:

    Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear

    Having someone to take them off

    You win this time

    (via succeeding-at-failing)

    gnarly:

    I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

    (via cooll-calmm-collectedd)